十个英语笑话爆笑超短

2026-08-19 04:13:48

以下是十个简短又搞笑的英语笑话，适合轻松一笑。

笑话	中文翻译
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.	数学书为什么难过？因为它有太多问题。
I told my computer I needed a break, and it said, “You’ve got to be kidding, me too.”	我告诉电脑我需要休息，它说：“你开玩笑吧，我也一样。”
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.	为什么科学家不相信原子？因为它们什么都能组成。
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.	我在读一本关于反重力的书，根本放不下。
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.	你管假意大利面叫什么？“意面”（Impasta）。
I’m so broke, I can’t even afford to be unemployed.	我穷得连失业都负担不起。
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.	为什么稻草人获奖？因为他“田”里最出色。
I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She said, “They’re all checked out.”	我问图书管理员有没有关于偏执的书，她说：“都借走了。”
My dog has a PhD in philosophy. He’s always asking why.	我的狗有哲学博士学位，他总问“为什么”。
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.	为什么饼干去看医生？因为它感觉“碎”了。